Granted, it is an “employee only” bathroom, but hey, what is the world coming to when someone poops their pants because someone else is worried about… er… what? What, exactly happens if you break the rules and let a customer into the bathroom? You get fired? They steal toilet paper? Fine.

I would gladly get fired for breaking the rules if it were in the name of humanity, decency, or any of those other words that end in a ‘y’ and connote positivity.

Here’s hoping the next clerk is a nice one.

These posts might also help out:

• June 15, 2009 -- Teen Diagnoses her Crohn’s Disease (1)
• December 29, 2011 -- Loss & Gain (2)
• February 11, 2011 -- Belladonna Wars? (7)
• November 4, 2010 -- Fear Monger, MD (6)

It’s for the discerning, on-the-go defecator who is brave enough to use a public bathroom, but still demands a hygienic and private bathroom experience. It is also a community authored database of Manhattan toilets.

And if you’re not in NYC, be sure to check out either the bathroom diaries or sitorsquat because, as that lovely children’s book reminds us, everyone poops.

Diaroogle.com – The Premier Toilet Search Engine.

These posts might also help out:

• September 16, 2009 -- Plaid Pantry Denies Bathroom to Crohn’s Customer (9)
• January 20, 2009 -- On the John: Space Diapers to the Rescue (2)
• February 11, 2011 -- Belladonna Wars? (7)
• September 8, 2009 -- Colitis by Numbers: Days Since Module Tracks Flares, Tapers, and more (1)