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Loss & Gain
Thursday, December 29, 2011 21:09 2 CommentsIf you are dealing with loss, I wish you healing, and if I can help, by listening, by offering advice, e-mail me. If you need to talk about how IBD/j-pouch surgery is affecting your life, respond to this post-let’s get more discussion going! This website is a blessing. It’s something for which I am eternally grateful. Thanks to Mark & Megan for taking the initiative to create something to connect and assist others who have or are experiencing what they have experienced. And, let’s all take a moment to honor those we’ve lost, and to honor ourselves for being survivors.
Return from Pouch Paridise
Thursday, December 1, 2011 11:33 4 CommentsBringing you an instant recap from my day of ass-reaming at the J-pouch resort that is Cleveland Clinic. This is trip number three for me total, trip two since I’ve been a bionic medical wonder, and trip two to see Dr. Shen, dubbed by me, “J-Pouch Jesus.” I flew out Monday and met up with [...]
Dr. Shen, Part Deux and The Third Button
Monday, November 14, 2011 21:42 2 CommentsDr. Shen, Part Deux And… The Third Button Hello no-coloned readers. Long time no blog. I’ve improved so much since last-year’s visit with Dr. Shen that I haven’t had much to bitch about. This is my excuse for my vacation from Internet vent-cause-yer sick-land. But, I’m glad to be back to tell you about [...]
Belladonna Wars?
Friday, February 11, 2011 11:56 7 CommentsHey, guys. Long time no blog. So, here’s the scoop-I’ve been doing a lot better since my visit with pouch guru Dr. Bo Shen back in November. He diagnosed me with efferent limb syndrome which means that the connection to my j-pouch goes at a diagonal instead of vertical making it really hard to poop! [...]
Cleveland Clinic, Day 1
Wednesday, December 8, 2010 9:26 6 CommentsWell, I finally made the pilgrimage back to Cleveland Clinic (CC) to see the famed “King of Pouches”, Dr. Bo Shen. As one involved in the J-pouch/IBD community, I had, of course, heard of Dr. Shen before. He’s sort of the last desperate act for a lot of people who come from all over the [...]
J-Pouch Jesus
Sunday, November 28, 2010 20:55 2 CommentsElectric Jesus So, I feel a bit like I’ve been raping the Jpouch.net homepage lately. In my defense, there’s been a lot going on and I’m under the impression that you guys are fascinated with my suffering. Just joking. Actually, I come to you now in a state of gratitude and excitement. After years of [...]
Fear Monger, MD
Thursday, November 4, 2010 0:14 6 CommentsHi, guys! So, I’m still alive. I thought I would give you a brief update about how things are going with lupus. It pretty much sucks. It’s not like I’m not used to pain and my body doing weird shit, cause I totes am. However, I am used to it mostly being invisible to the [...]
Body, You Suck.
Wednesday, October 20, 2010 11:01 No CommentsToday is one of the days I hate my body. It is just not working with me! The good news is, we got to Dallas safely and without too much hassle. Thanks to a two-week dose of the dreaded Prednisone, I had energy and the roid-rage needed to move 2,000 miles. I was also allowed [...]
“Ch-ch-ch-changes”
Thursday, September 30, 2010 11:21 4 CommentsI think that’s how the song went…Anyway. Lots of those happening here! First off, I decided at the suggestion of my surgeon to apply for disability. My, there’s a lot of paperwork involved…Second, we are moving to Texas! In two weeks! My husband got a job offer out there that was just too good to [...]


