Author Archive
From the WTF? Files: Man East Colostomy Bag Contents
Thursday, September 3, 2009 13:37 3 CommentsJames Orr, 66, was on trial in Cincinnati, Ohio yesterday for robbery and kidnapping when he disrupted the hearing with an extreme act of grossness. Orr reportedly asked his attorney if he had any food. When the attorney told him no, Orr apparently put his colostomy bag on the table, squeezed out the contents, and [...]
Jpouch Life is on Twitter
Wednesday, July 22, 2009 21:40 No CommentsAll right, we did it, I know I know… well, we’re over on Twitter now with the handle JpouchLife. Will you still respect us in the morning? All jokes aside, Twitter is a really great place to connect with new people and spread our community understanding and awareness. Hope you’ll give us a follow.
Dave Barry’s Insight into the Colonoscopy
Friday, July 3, 2009 14:36 2 CommentsEveryone’s favorite humor columnist, Dave Barry, has a great piece on Colonoscopies that a co-worker recently dug up and sent to Brevin. Too long to reproduce here, there are some highlights that I’m sure we all can relate to (especially in the case of his hospital descriptions). Since I was in the hospital 47,000 times [...]
New Comment Features for Jpouch Life
Wednesday, May 27, 2009 10:33 1 CommentYour comments, questions, concerns, jokes, and advice are the bread and butter of Jpouch.net. With that in mind, we’ve added some cool new features that we think you’ll like. Threaded comments. You can now reply to a specific comment on a post or on the bulletin board by clicking the reply link below that comment. [...]
Alternative Therapies for Colitis and Crohn’s?
Wednesday, May 13, 2009 14:28 2 CommentsWell, hanging out in my gmail inbox today I noticed this link for a “blog” that promised to beat colitis by using the recommendations of a book. After looking into it further, I discovered many other “blogs” that have exactly the same content pointing to the same or similar books. What a shame. Colitis and [...]
Off to the Big Apple
Wednesday, April 29, 2009 21:35 3 CommentsI’m off for the week to New York. My wife and I will be riding in the “five boros” bike tour where they close down the streets of NYC and thousands of bikes take to the road. Am I bragging? Yes! But dammit, I’ve been through hell in the last year, so I wanted to [...]
Open Forum Friday
Friday, April 17, 2009 13:49 10 CommentsIt’s Friday, ask us Jpouchers your toughest questions and anything you’re too embarassed to ask your surgeon. Be well!
Camera: From the Colon to Eye Socket
Thursday, March 12, 2009 12:49 1 CommentThis is cool: Rob Spence, a film maker who damaged one eye as a child, will install a camera into the socket where his eye used to be. A fan of the 1970s television series “The Six Million Dollar Man,” Spence said he had an epiphany when looking at his cell phone camera and realizing [...]
Sex After Surgery
Monday, February 23, 2009 19:55 1 CommentWell, given my status as a male, I’m not really qualified to answer this question, but I’ll give it a shot. How long after surgery should you wait to have sex (as a women)? I have read 6 weeks on the mayo clinic website, but the surgeon didn’t even mention anything to me. The “six [...]


