Archive for May 7th, 2009
So Long, And Thanks For All The Poop
Thursday, May 7, 2009 23:34 25 CommentsWell, the first surgery is Monday, May 11th. The next time you hear from me I’ll be colon-free, equipped with a j-pouch, carrying a concealed ileostomy bag, and hell, while I’m at it, I might as well go with calf implants and a nose job. Never mind, scratch the last two bright ideas, although I’m [...]


